POCO凸凹BAND

We believe in ourselves whom
We are constantly capable of doubting ourselves.
We believe that we can understand each other,
holding together a white flag with all the people in the world.


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【Pocochinman 】
Disarm yourselves.
Conquer the world with a non-weaponed army.

【Pansuke】　
All of the 60 billion people living on this earth
were brought to this world by sex.
Therefore, nobody should be contempt of
any kinds of Pussies or Dicks.

【Runpen 】
Speaking of what the universe would be
like a 100 billion years later
is more marvelous than speaking of
any kind of 100 billion dollars...

【Dokachin】
I only have patriotism to the earth.
I am not interested in patriotism for any other nations.
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　

A cool revision proposal for Article 9

A cool revision proposal for Article 9

First of all, we would disarm the Self-Defense Force,
and make it a support and aid specialty force.

Next, we would form a new army
only from those who agree in the revision of Article 9.

Then, we would send the army
from the most high-ranking people,
to the most dangerous places like the US tells us to.

So that the whole army would annihilate.
For the country, good bye!
Banzai!

If you die in the line of duty,
you will be worshiped in the Yasukuni Shrine.

By the way,
let's revise about the Yasukuni Shrine as well.
We will worship all of the soldiers
that were killed in all of the battles
in history ,and in the world.
Let's make a leap from Yasukuni Japan
to Yasukuni Worldwide!
This will solve the problem of Yasukuni
now that the prime minister can pay homage
to the shrine everyday.

Please give us your vote
for this cool revision proposal for Article 9,
an Article that would change
from peace in Japan to World peace.

★HP
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How to catch a beetle

How to catch a beetle.
All the beetles that do not know
the real taste of sap feed on
Shochu called "Trap"mixed with bananas.
U worms!　　
But I like them...umm.
nope I hate them.

★HP
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★VIDEO【Kuru Kuru Par】ON AIR @ YouTube
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Priority Seats

Lately on the train,
I enjoy watching the various
after expressions of those
who give up their seats for the elderly.
After the elderly says "thank you"...
some blush embarrassed,
some look with downcast eyes,
some smile,
some try to hide their expression,
some focus on what they were reading...
There are truly many expressions of those
who give their seats up.
It spreads a small happiness inside the train.
A feeling of satisfaction that you did something good...
mixes a feeling of embarrassment
that you don't want anyone to know
that the satisfaction came out naturally
and you can't hide it...
I guess that mixture of feelings comes out
as your face expression.
Looking at those being happy, makes me happy.
Riding the train, I always think that those
who give their seat to the elderly
feel a greater happiness than the elderlys
that were actually given the seats.
Looking at those warm-hearted people,
I always say to them in myself...
Don't be sitting in the first place!

★HP
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ARMY

Until there are no more wars in the world,
I have decided not to wear camouflage for fashion.
But I am wearing a T-shirt that says "ARMY"
in big letters right now.
Is it sad that a part of the taxes
that I have paid is being used for War
in Iraq and Afghanistan
and indirectly taking people's lives...
It means that I am participating in the war.
Sadly, I am a part of the ARMY.

★HP
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Kid's Hot Line

I would like to introduce a few letters
from all the elementary kids from across the country,
that we have received in the Kid's Hot line.

A letter from Takeshi in Tokaimura, Ibaraki.
"We have so many nuclear power plants
and nuclear missiles in this world,
what would happen if a meteorite comes falling,
or if we have a giant earthquake?"

Another letter from Yoichi in Rokkashomura, Aomori
"Is throwing or burying in the sea,
nuclear waste and hazardous waste
of the nuclear power plant stations, nice to the earth?"

Ok, Takashi and Yoichi.
You yourself can solve these problems on our own
when you all grow up and become adults.
Thank you and see you again next week!

★HP
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My Prime minister speech

if I became a Prime minister,
I will make such a inauguration speech.

Looking at it from the time in space,
a new born baby and a 90 year old are almost like the same age.
Life is like an instant beam of light
that comes and goes in a second with unlimited possibilities
which can be dyed in any color.
You never know if Einstein's "theory of relativity"
nor Darwin's "theory of evolution" is correct.
I don't believe in anyone's life theory.
Humans theory is only an ideology.
This world is a world with no answers...
like an endless circle ratio.
There is no right or wrong.
It doesn't go the way you want it to.
That is what makes it interesting.
Because there are no answers, the unlimited possibilities exist.
Leaving all ideology a possibility.

I like to look at the stars.
Looking at the limitless universe,
is there a limit? no one knows.
Where did I come from and where am I going?
and what is this world that I live in....
There is no one who can explain this.
So, why do people say... you are this....
you don't get it.... you don't understand....
life is not that easy.... and suppress me with their ideas...
money, success, status, fame, achievement,
it is not about if you have succeeded or not...
don't judge and look up or look down
depending on those factors, it's boring...
That is why I look up to the sky.

Everyone in this earth is someone's child.
Everyone has a father and a mother.
Then why do people ignore families
that are far away to protect your family?
We lack in interest and respect to families
that are being killed on the other side of the world
that you are told were your enemies..
I do my best to use my imagination
to feel the love of a family living far away.
I wish that you will not kill families far away
to protect your own family.
That is why I look at the sky.

The universe is laid above us so that
we can think about what is at the end of the universe
or what is not there at the end of the universe...
The universe is made so that we won't ever find out
what it is to make us use our imagination.
It is made so there is no answer.
It is wonderful that there are no answers.
This is only my ideology...
I will end my inauguration speech.

★HP
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Press conference for mistress is found

If my mistress is found.
I am going to say,

Which do you love more?
your father or your mother?
Can you choose one if someone asks you that?
Can you compare the love
for your mother and your father?
It is the same as that.
Love is probably not one.
Cause I like them both!
I love my wife and my mistress both equally.
I would like to end my press conference.

★HP
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Press conference for arrested for prostitution

If I arrested for prostitution.
I am going to say,

In a way, all the jobs could be prostitution.
What is wrong with selling yourself?
time, future, life, pride, family, ego, emotion, body.....
It is difficult thing to earn money
by selling some kind of yourself.
It is not that there is "evil" in prostitution.
There is "evil" in the insistence of
not caring about the other.
If both parties agreed,
there wouldn't be a problem in the money transaction.
What is the difference in having sex by giving money,
and having sex by buying lots of dinners and presents?
I do not understand the complete contradicting logic
of ok to soapland and no to prostitution.
My heart that is not for sale does not understand at all.
I would like to end my press conference.

★HP
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★VIDEO【Kuru Kuru Par】ON AIR @ YouTube
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Press conference for arrested for weed

If I arrested for weed.
I am going to say,

I apologize greatly for what I have done....
All that get arrested for marijuana say
that with a serious face,
but I will not apologize.
I do admit that I broke the Japanese law.
But I do not think that smoking marijuana is bad.
Cause it feels super good.
I would like to end my press conference.

★HP
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★VIDEO【Kuru Kuru Par】ON AIR @ YouTube
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The ZOO

I love the zoo.
However, sometimes I get very sad.
They are supposed to be in nature.
In a way, there are many good sides of the zoo
like for the education of human kids.
But this is nothing but arrogance of humans.
The idea that humans are more special
than other species is a human idea.
It is the same for pets.
They are leashed, taken away their freedom,
and put in a cage.
It seems so natural now,
but think about it for a moment.
The only ones who kill other speices
other than the purpose of
keeping the 'food chain' are humans.
Same as for flowers and plants.
Taken from the field, they are sometimes cut,
and then trapped in a pot or a vase.
Is this really something that
someone who loves nature and lives should do?
But anyway I sometimes feel
"The real cage is not there but here"（our side）

★HP
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Speeding Ticket

I have a question.
Why does the god-like national government employee,
the police hide in ambush...
How could I answer a question
if a kid asks me why a righteous guy hides in ambush?
Isn't the purpose of road safety,
to decrease the number of accidents?
The way the Japanese police cracks down speeding is....
first placing the speed measuring device
where cars speed the most,
and then after they let it happen in front of them,
they give you a ticket.
If they just place a police officer in replacement of
where they put the measuring device,
the drivers will notice the police officer
in the middle of the slope and reduce their speed,
which will prevent someone getting in danger.
Wouldn't that take care of it?
Wouldn't that be better?
Wouldn't that be a better way to keep safety?
We really don't need that
many police officers regulating speeding.
It is a waste of labor.
Do they need to meet a quota or something?
It is almost like a 'police corporation' .
Are they aiming for first section market?

★HP
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24 Hour TV

Conjecture and doubts regarding the 24hour TV.
Before collecting donations from the viewers….
Is the TV station itself,
and the program sponsors actually donating?
Are all the production fee,
all the talents and staffs really volunteers?
Are the sponsor companies and TV station
volunteering?
・・・no way, that is probably not how it is.
In fact, sponsor companies
are probably paying the TV stations
broadcasting fees to have their company names
on the program credits,
and have their commercials run in between,
like what they usually do in the PR business.
Actually, sponsoring for the popular “24hr TV”
that sings the song of love,
is a great chance
to elevate the company image, therefore,
it wouldn't be weird
if they were requesting higher broadcasting fees
to make do some more business.
That means....
Is it just another TV program
with a hypocritical project….
There are too many hypocritical association
in this world that does not reveal their cash flow
and their internal structure.
I do not believe in hypocritical associations that
does not reveal its internal structures.
That does not mean that I deny the 24 hr TV.
That is because even thought
its hypocritical background,
the money that is collected is precious,
and in the end, it does do good.
Hypocrisy also saves the earth.
Actually, most of the world might be saved
by hypocrisy.
As for someone who rarely donates like me,
"24hr TV" is "a disgusting feeling of,
watching those who feel good by taking a hypocritical action".
Now, can someone answer my question please?

★HP
http://www.pocochin.com/
★VIDEO【Kuru Kuru Par】ON AIR @ YouTube
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A comment from the Prince

Several decades ago.....
the author of "The Little Prince"
,Saint-Exupery , who was an aviator,
one day,
never returned from a reconnaissance flight.
His destination is only in our imagination.

Several years ago.....
a former German air force soldier confessed that
he shot down Saint-Exupery’s plane.
His plane was also found sunk in the seabed.
The former German air force soldier made a comment,
“I am a big fan of him and his work,
if I had known that it was Saint-Exupery’s plane,
I would have not shot it down.”

One day....
the Little Prince who had heard that said...
“Even if it was or was not Saint-Exupery’s plane,
it should have never been shot”


★HP
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Media

I do not believe in media
that does not invite Hosoki Kazuko
as a guest for Aura's Izumi.

I do not believe in media
that uses honorific way of speaking
to the imperial family
and does not respect criminals.

I do not believe in media
that was not antiwar when the war in Iraq started,
and against the war now.

I do not believe in media
who choose their way of expression
in order not to destroy themselves.

I only believe in information
that To-Spo newspaper provides us.


★HP
http://www.pocochin.com
★VIDEO【Kuru Kuru Par】ON AIR @ YouTube
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Election

I have never been to an election.
I have no intention of giving my vote to someone
who waves their hands with a smile
to the pedestrians repeating,
"Vote for me" , whom you never know
what they're going to do.
I want to give my vote to someone
who has the courage to say
"stop it" and "dumbass"
to the adults who ignore the American war ,
and to the kids
who ignore the bullying happening right in front of them.
To those whose love
is not limited in place, time, nor special target,
and will not give in to any power
who has the courage to fight
for peace for anyone in the world.
I think the country is keeping its balance
by the eternal triangle of
dependent me, irresponsible you,
and over ambitious candidates.
One day, I would like to go to the election.

★HP
http://www.pocochin.com
★VIDEO【Kuru Kuru Par】ON AIR @ YouTube
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National Anthem

A country that dismisses a teacher
that refuses to sing the national anthem
seems very silly.
That's why
I am going to wave the flag in my Kid's meal
and sing the anthem in softly.

★HP
http://www.pocochin/com
★VIDEO【Kuru Kuru Par】ON AIR @ YouTube
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Global Warming

Human beings are melting the ice in the south pole
while making ice cubes in their freezers.
Humans breathe oxygen, and releases CO2.
We tend to destroy things while we create.

However, global warming is not a fault of the humans,
it's the sun.
Everything that occurs in this universe,
including what humans do, is a natural phenomena.
Thinking that it might even be suicidal.
How arrogant a human's perception is.
If humans fall into ruin by this natrual phenomena,
it is natural selection.
The progress of humans is too slow and small.

One thing humans should realize
from this global warming issue is that
if humans do not find a way to escape this solar system
by the time the solar system dies,
the DNA that humans have inherited will end.
If the harmonious universe decides to
include human beings,
there will be a future in outer space.
If not, it is just game over.

So, let's take a deep breath and think what
we can do to for fun right now.
I'm suffocating．

★HP
http://www.pocochin.com
★VIDEO【Kuru Kuru Par】ON AIR @ YouTube
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Aliens

I do not know if I will support Japan
for the World Cup, the Olympics, and war.
Because I am an Alien.

★HP
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★VIDEO【Kuru Kuru Par】ON AIR @ YouTube
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Dodgeball Match

When did the child that you used to be,
become an adult?
Do you know?
I do.
The last day you were a child
was the last day you sprained your finger.
To all the children that became adults,
be brave and try spraining your finger once in a while.

POCO凸凹BAND Presents Dodgeball Match
at 01:00 April 1st Playball !
in front of Shibuya Station Hachiko Mae !


★HP
http://www.pocochin.com
★VIDEO【Kuru Kuru Par】ON AIR @ YouTube
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Public Bathroom

All you girls might not know
that there are lots of guys
that get too close to the urinal
but don't care if their clothes touch the urinal.
Around the urinal is dirty.
We don't know
if it's the "moral sense"
of trying not to drip on the floor,
or
if it's the "shame feeling"
of not wanting the guy next to you looking at your dick.
Who knows?
As for me,
I am afraid of my piss bouncing off from the filthy urinal
and on to my clothes, my penis,
and also the hand that holds the penis.
That's why I take a step back and change the angle
so that it never bounces back on me.

Take a moment to imagine.
All the guys that get too close to the urinal
and have a lot of piss on their clothes,
comes into the same busy train as you.

All the ladies, before you go out with that guy,
make sure which type he is...
the intimate one or the dripping type
because your clothes will be in danger.
I am the dripping type who doesn't step close to the urinal.
I won't dirty your clothes.
Please hold me tight.

★HP
http://www.pocochin.com
★VIDEO【Kuru Kuru Par】ON AIR @ YouTube
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